August 26, 2006

JetBlue Screw You

July 26, 2006

That stuff we put in you wasn't really blood!

"You've been Punk'd home boyee!! hahaha. C'mon man, laugh. haha. It's ok, you're on MTV...haha"

"Let us experiment on your or...or..umm...OR THE TERRORISTS WIN!!, yeah, that's right...You don't want another 9/11, do you? Now shut up and bend over so we can do whatever we want with you."
TheEmperfect: Human Testing Without Consent

July 23, 2006

Sunday Bloody Sunday

June 26, 2006

TheEmperfect: Peace Deal Offers Iraq Insurgents An Amnesty

April 18, 2006

Blog monkeys, blog!

This video pretty much sums up my feelings towards human "culture". Enjoy, monkeys...enjoy.

March 01, 2006

Microsoft packaging iPod

February 22, 2006

Anonymous cow-ard threatens this blog "shut down"

lol

A comment submitted for this story reads the following:

(Anonymous:)You can remove that image now, or I'll simply have blogger shut down your blog on a DMCA report. Your choice.

Some people need a life. Forgive me as I shake in my boots while syndicating that article to my other blogs and news sites.

On the other hand, I do grant the anonymous cow-ard that commented, that the hideous portrait of that deviously wicked and unsightly being may cause offence and regurgitational impulses to some viewers.

If Blogger (owned by Google) decides I am indeed in violation of the DMCA for showing a thumbnail image in that article, I'll remove the image from the Blogger blog. Until then, I claim fair use :-D


Digital Millennium Copyright Act (Enrolled as Agreed to or Passed by Both House and Senate)

Sec. 1302. Designs not subject to protection

Protection under this chapter shall not be available for a design that is--

  1. not original;
  2. staple or commonplace, such as a standard geometric figure, a familiar symbol, an emblem, or a motif, or another shape, pattern, or configuration which has become standard, common, prevalent, or ordinary;
  3. different from a design excluded by paragraph (2) only in insignificant details or in elements which are variants commonly used in the relevant trades;
  4. dictated solely by a utilitarian function of the article that embodies it; or
  5. embodied in a useful article that was made public by the designer or owner in the United States or a foreign country more than 1 year before the date of the application for registration under this chapter.

Watch out Google! Here she comes.
google images - kelly martin

February 06, 2006

American Taliban censor Stones' Super Bowl songs

The Rolling Stones were censored during their halftime performance at the Super Bowl XL in Detroit on Sunday.

TV censors deemed two lyrics too 'sexually explicit' to be broadcast and they were cut from the three-song show.

Start Me Up (once used in a Microsoft ad for Windows 95) and Rough Justice were subject to censorship, while (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction was left intact.

In 2004, Janet Jackson caused outrage in the US when a "wardrobe malfunction" exposed her right breast during a routine with Justin Timberlake.

TV delay

The incident, which was broadcast to millions of TV viewers worldwide, led to the CBS TV network being fined a record $550,000 (£292,000).

This year TV network ABC broadcast the Super Bowl with a five-second tape delay and a sellout crowd of 65,000 people watched the Rolling Stones, led by 62-year-old Mick Jagger.

They opened their 12-minute performance with Start Me Up, and ended with Satisfaction.

But ABC said the changes to the Stones' show were made by the US National Football League (NFL) and its producers.

The Super Bowl, which is one of the most-watched events on US TV, has featured music stars in the past, including Sir Paul McCartney and U2.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4684716.stm

February 03, 2006

Moo-Moo-Muhammad

Please get mad. Please get angry. Please be in rage so I can laugh in your face at your insanity. Burn flags in an attempt to prove your peaceful nature and shoot lead in the air mimicking gorillas running while holding a branch. Be in rage so I can laugh at your superstitions and childish taboos. Show exactly how savage you are. Exhibit your truly primitive and unenlightened nature. Show you have no sense of humor. Show you hold sky-gods and the delusional sect leaders above reason, comprehension and your own human nature. Repeat your mantra, again and again as you have since you suspended thinking. Allah-hu-akbar, god is great, god jumped over the candle stick. Are you mad yet? Are you insulted yet?

I have as much respect for you as I have for any other religion: None. You have done nothing to deserve any respect. The results of your existence have been the suppression of freedoms for billions of people over numerous centuries. Murder, extortion, brainwashing, dumbification of the masses, wars, savagery of preposterously brutal proportions and a sociological anchor lodged and held in the middle ages.

All of the above applies to all religions, really, but people in the middle east -and predominantly in Arab countries- have over the centuries developed a truly obnoxious culture that has mixed together their religion (Islam) and their primitive traditions to an extent that the borders between the two elements have dissolved, binding them together, forbidding progress.

They never had a period of enlightenment throughout the region in their history and are subsequently still living in a distant past where magic, superstitions and sky-gods rule their world.

Catch up, folks.

Muhammad, Mohammad, Mohammed, Muhammed, Mahomet

January 28, 2006

US propaganda and armageddon plans revealed

A newly declassified document gives a fascinating glimpse into the US military's plans for "information operations" - from psychological operations, to attacks on hostile (and any) computer networks.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4655196.stm